WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has been one of the greatest months of my life, since april 5 (my birthday) my life has been awesome: my ipod finally works, ive gotten all my damn homework done, i (finnaly, embarassingly) beaten metroid prime, boxhead the zombie wars, thing thing 4, and last stand 2 came out, I have led zeppelin PAJAMAS for the love of god! but i think this is the icing on the goddam cake people!

I have 2 girls expecting me to ask them to the end of teh year dance!

this should be impossible for someone in my social group, but here i am with 2 possible dates. and theyre both pretty good ones. so heres my story.
i am played by morgan freedman- o damn im not old, black and super badass... arright fine ill play myself....

Names may have been changed (probably because i cant remember how to spell them). events may have been changed. (to make me look smoother in social situations. my problem isnt talking to girls so much as they dont take me seriosly (i hate that word how the fuck do i spell it??!!) because of my friends probably, or they think im gay, emo or both (not that i think theres anything wrong with either). theres nothing wrong with being semi-goth. (tho i cant wait to get my hair dyed green!))

so i was at my loccker and a popular girl who im sorta friendly with walks up and asks:
"are you going to ask hailey M to the dance?"
me: (grunts, kicks binder) "ummm... i dont go to dances"
Liz: "why not?"
Me: (grunts more, kicks other binder, pulls out backpack, mumles indecisive answer)

liz walked away, then i realized exactly what the conversation was about.
why would liz ask that? to the best of my knowledge liz and hailey arent friends or even have classes together. furthermore, why would she think id do that
at the end of that period hailey walked past me so we walked together to health. during this half-school length (1/4 mile but at a casual speed takes around 2-3 minutes) we started talking around halfway there.

Hailey: "have you noticed that kaitlin has been flirting with you in gym class?"
me: "huh?"
"yeah, you two always hang out there, dont you?"
"wait, you think shes flirting with me?"
"why do you think she always tries to get you to go with her"
"yeah well i thought-"
stops outside of health "look, dont say anything about this to her, okay?"
"okay"
and so i entered health even more confused, and havent been able to talked to hailey since.

the next day i had double chorus with kaitlin we talked a bit, but nothing out of the usual, i made her laugh, she made me laugh, it mighve been romantic if joey hadnt been there the whole damn time, and if mr savage wasnt across the hall. oh and if kat' wasnt constantly stopping to give people she hated the finger behind their backs. i helped ; ).

a few points to make here:
1 kaitlin recently broke up with her boyfriend (ive met him twice, nice guy, but probably isnt as badass as me.
2 kailin and i have been friends for a few years, since 6th grade i guess. (when i saved her and joey from <snort> bees (funny story actually) we started actually talking and stuff out of normal context.
3 hailey and i are just friends idk y anyone would think that we were, yeah anyway thats just my awkward sitcom-like expierience.

4 i would really like to go out with kaitlin
5 i dont think that hailey knows what the fucks up here so... yea,
6 ive sorta liked kaitlin for the last 2 years and that has amplified since she dumped b=her BF around april (happy birthday Ed!)

so thats all i guess.
too bad im not goin to the dance.