- Age / Gender:
- 20, Male
- conneticut/ vermont
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My name is Ethan, I prefer to be called ED. To prove my bitch English teacher and my parents wrong I'm writing a book. I have blog entries here and may be getting a part of the (semi) finished piece on Evula's Lair. Nobody writes a book alone, help out!
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Level 11 Blank Slate
Ranked as Town Watch
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i live in conneticut which kinda sucks. everyone is upper middle class white people who want to be black which means that they not only want to do stupid crap, they also have the money to do so.
in my recent anger i have made a list of things that the asshats say and do wich i shall continue to edit as i get more recomendations.
thanks for some of these evan (neibskoy).
4-7 basically mean the same thing to these people
1 HALO THREE ITS LIKE HALO BUT BETTER!!!
2 I have a dirt bike!
3 My mom lets me ride in the street on my dirt bike
4 Youre gay
5 Youre emo
6 youre retarded
7 You dont play football? youre a fag!
8 i love monster! (the drink)
9 i listen to rap!
10 yea i have my own gun
11 ive shot a 12 guage before. it was awesome
12 Dude! Chicks!
13 my uncle's friend knows [insert name of famous person here]
14 my cousin's friend works at [ insert name of company that makes something extremely dangerous]
15 my cousin gets free stuff from [insert name of sport related company here]
16 HALO THREE!!!!
17 Yeah, my uncle has a [insert dangerous weapon here]
ill finish this with your help NG community
EDITS PART ONE:
new addittions by other people:
18 I LOVE THE WAY TAGAND/OR AXE SMELLS!!! IT"S MANLY!
19 Uses the word "I" to begin every sentence.
20 wankster properties
21. I got banned from [website] for fifteen minutes! EVERYONE ON [website] ARE FAGS!!!
22. I use public toilets!
23. Mac > PC or PC> Mac (THEY BOTH HAVE THEIR USES YOU DUMBSHITS, you're just used to one and can't understand the other seeing as you are dumber than a treebranch and LAZY AS FUCK)
24. [non-metal song] is gay, [insert name of rap artist here] is better
25. I insult people I don't know
26. [Non-HALO game] sucks! It doesn't have Master Cheif in it
27. "You're not worthy of talking to me"
and remember: DUDE! CHICKS!!
EDITS PART TWO:
STARTED IN NG FORUMS UNDER GENERAL: the Asshole List
My scorekeeping on NG:
Disagree: 20 (but they constantly spam so it looks like more people)
Undecided/ not understandable: 23
Oh, and I told you all to come here, so let the hate mail begin! I love to print it out, and swim in it like scrooge mcduck! I have webbed feet!